Bus Blabber

So yesterday, I decided to work from home and a lot of things transpired at work. I should have known, I should have known!

 

I got a series of emails in the lines of….

 

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Hello,

 

On behalf of the staff and management of Rabbit Transit, we are pleased to award you with the “Rider of the Month” award!  This honor is given only to our best riders, like yourself.  

 

As a token of our appreciation, we’d like to give you the following special gifts:

 

-          A free bus pass to anywhere Rabbit Transit travels (this offer good only on the East Market Street business corridor route between the Licatese Hair Salon and the Home Depot). 

-          Premier first-class boarding is now yours!  You no longer have to wait in-line at the bus stop or in the bathtub to enjoy your Rabbit Transit experience.    

-          Preferred seating!  We have reserved the front seat for you — next to the bus driver — it is nice and clean, totally stain free and sanitized for your protection.  

 

We look forward to your continued ridership on Rabbit Transit — and look out for your picture, name and address to appear on our new billboards that will be posted near all local bars, homeless shelters, and pawn shops in the greater York metro area.  Again, Congratulations!

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Congratulations!!!  What an honor for you.  Perhaps we will see you on a billboard by the side of the road or maybe even on one of those “clever” television ads.

 

I heard the last winner of this award was “discovered” by a famous porn producer and now is a star.  Just think….we can say we knew you when…..

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And then this morning, when I got to work, there was a file marked “PRIORITY” waiting at my desk. I opened it and this is what I found: